Volvos in films Last updated:29 July 2010

OK, I’ve just been writing some more serious stuff about dealing with people, so as an antidote for myself, here’s something really trivial that’s been bugging me for a while. Is it me, or are there a disproportionately high number of appearances of Volvos in films. Here’s a list of ones I’ve noticed (so far).

  • School of Rock – This is a true Volvofest. The car park at the school where Jack Black works has, at various points at least two XC70s, an S80 in the background, a V70, and a V40. One of the fathers drives an XC90. When Jack arrives for the parents evening the first five cars he drives past are Volvos. Right at the end a V70 drops a child off for the new school. You’d think it was filmed in Sweden…
  • Freaky Friday – Jamie Lee Curtis drives an S60
  • Garfield – his owner drives another S60
  • Two Weeks Notice – Sandra Bullock drives an S80
  • Cheaper By The Dozen 2 – Steve Martin’s daughter drives what looks like a V70, although you don’t see much of it
  • The Fly – Jeff Goldblum’s girlfriend drives a 200 series estate.
  • The West Wing - CJ’s Dad has an old 200 estate when she visits him in series 4
  • The Sure Thing - John Cusack initially gets a lift from Tim Robbins in an Amazon estate
  • Mrs Doubtfire – Sally Field drives a red 850 saloon
  • New MoonVolvo XC60 from New MoonRobert Pattinson drives an XC60. Even vampires drive Volvos…
  • Eclipse
  • – my daughter tells me there’s a different one in this as well. Currently unconfirmed.

  • Twilight – …and change them quite regularly it seems, as in the first film he drives a silver C30.
  • Back To The Future – Near the start, where Michael J Fox and his girlfriend are in the town square, you can see a 240 in the background
  • Son of The Mask – Again near the start, there’s a big explosion at a party, and two 240s get turned over. There might be some more Volvos in the film, but frankly, I couldn’t take more than a few moments of this one…
  • Must Love Dogs – Diane Lane’s boyfriend drives a gold C70
  • Music And Lyrics – Hugh Grant’s agent drives an S60
  • Sydney White – at the hustings for class president (or whatever it is) there’s a black XC60 prominently behind Amanda Bynes
  • The Shaggy Dog – I literally only saw 30 seconds of this, honest, but the dog was being driven around in an XC90…
  • Something’s Gotta Give – Diane Keaton drives a C70
  • Marley And Me – Owen Wilson drives a navy blue S80
  • Never Been Kissed – Drew Barrymore’s friend drives a 240 estate

This list also gives a slightly embarrassing indication of the sorts of films I watch, doesn’t it? I cite a 1211 year old daughter as partial defence, m’lud. Street cred improved slightly by New Moon, I think, but then Son of The Mask messes that up a bit.

The answer, no doubt, is that those clever Volvo marketing types are placing their product squarely in front of their target market – parents. People like me, in fact. OK, so The Fly and The West Wing don’t quite fit this theory.

New HTML5 elements and IE8 Last updated:20 May 2010

I was reading a discussion on a forum last week about HTML5, and thought I’d have a quick mess around with it to see what happened with various browsers. I created a test page using the new tags provided by HTML5 (<header>, <footer> etc.).

This page doesn’t display correctly in any browser that I tested (FF3, IE6/7/8, Chrome2, Safari 4, Opera 9.63 or even Opera 10 beta2), although FF, Chrome, Safari and Opera all display the <aside> element correctly for some reason.

I then applied display:block to the css for all the new elements and tried again here.

Slightly to my surprise the page looks fine in FF, Opera , Chrome and Safari. Slightly less surprisingly, it fails horribly in IE6 and IE7. The biggest surprise for me was that it looks just as bad in IE8. I suspect, on reflection, that the browsers that worked did so because of their treatment of unrecognised html elements, rather than their support for the new HTML5 elements.

HTML5_IE8HTML5_Opera

Here’s what it looks like in IE8 on the left (pretty much the same as in IE7 and IE6) and here’s how it should look in Opera 9 on the right. I have to say I expected it to be OK in IE8, given that’s the pretty much the newest browser I tested with. So much for HTML5 support in IE8…

Conclusion: being able to use even the simpler features of HTML5 looks a long way off…

Turn your handwriting into a font Last updated:10 May 2010

I came across a great little webpage yesterday that will let you turn your own handwriting into a font:

The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy typographer. And the numbers look like this: 1234567890. It looks quite like my normal writing, maybe a bit neater.

Snazzy or what?

I rendered the font for the web with Cufon, which I find far simpler to use than sIFR. I notice that Safari and Chrome don’t render the underline on the hyperlinks (looks like a known issue with webkit browsers), and neither, I’ve just noticed, does IE8. Additionally in Safari/Chrome the text appears on top of my flyout menu (solved with z-index), however. Firefox, IE6/7 and Opera are fine.

A song for the frustrated developer Last updated:28 March 2010

Came across this little song this morning. Very funny and very true……if a bit geeky.

Project management documentation Last updated:22 March 2010

A couple of weeks ago I ended up talking for a few minutes about project management and what it isn’t, and thought I’d post it here as well.

Lots of files There’s a strange sort of mystique about project management and what it involves. Clearly project management is about getting your documentation right – plans, risk registers, PIDs, issue logs , change requests, progress reports. No.  Most of the really good project managers I’ve had the privilege to work with have used these things. But all of the project managers I would judge as less successful have used these as well. There is an unfortunate tendency to mistake intense activity completing all these things for actually getting something done.

I can illustrate this with a personal example. Way back before I was a project manager I was on the receiving end of a project, as it were, when I used to manage a call centre. Every Friday I – and five colleagues doing the same job elsewhere – had to complete a document reporting progress and risks and issues. I used to complete the form religiously. Far more religiously than my colleagues, it turned out, since I was publicly congratulated for doing such a good job. All well and good. The problem was that I was making a right hash of actually completing the project…..

In recent years one of the least successful programmes I’ve worked on used the most documentation and adhered most rigidly to project management standards. It passed two heavyweight QMS audits without any major problems. And yet, ultimately, this particular programme failed. Another instance that sticks in my mind, on a different programme, was the use of very detailed documents to specify the interface between two different systems. Everything you could possibly need to know about this interface was contained in a single document. Great, eh? No. Our supplier had a highly intelligent lead programmer working for them who really operated on a higher intellectual plane than the rest of us. He was heavily involved in all the discussion about these interfaces, but even he couldn’t understand the resulting document – it was too complicated. And if he didn’t understand it, what hope did the rest of us have?

At the other end of the documentation spectrum I’ve also seen a project deliver an application to 6,000 people pretty successfully, which never had a risk register or an issue register. (Actually, it did have one right at the end of the project because it got audited, and one was “found”, ahem, but that doesn’t really count.)

So don’t be fooled into thinking that project management is just about filling in documents. The difference between good and bad projects isn’t documentation and all the hideous apparatus of the project management textbooks. It’s the people working on the project.

We all know this anyway, because good people in any sort of work make things variously easier, quicker, cheaper, and even, perhaps, more fun. It’s no different on projects. Good project managers find it helpful to use risk registers etc to help them organise a project. The key word here is help though.

Risk registers and project plans are not an acceptable substitute for sensible project management.